by: Nick
Something about writing a blog makes me honest. What I mean is I find myself
confessing to things I might not otherwise be honest about. Here is an
example. I don't particularly care for water rides. Sure, they are nice
on a hot day. But there are the really long lines. At Disney parks, you
can get a FastPass, of course. The people below did NOT use a FastPass!
I also don't like water rides because of the possibility of wet shoes.
These things never dry out. Sure, you say "wear flip flops."But flip
flops give me blisters. THOSE are fun during a week long vacation! Then
there are wet clothes. I'm not a fan of wet clothes. Unless you wear a
bathing suit or swim trunks, you are either changing, or walking around
with damp un-mentionables.
So,
why am I bringing up soggy skivvies? To explain why I rarely ride
Splash Mountain, the "turbulent flume adventure with high speeds,
heights, sudden drops and stops" at the Magic Kingdom obviously!
I
love the ride. Well, I love the music and audio animatronics of the
ride. I even love the drop. It's that wet part at the end that keeps me
off this attraction for the most part. But on a recent trip I decided to
just do it. See what I do for our readers?!
If you don't want to get really wet, sit in the back. Or wear a poncho. Or ride during a rain storm, you're wet anyway, right?
Let's
go on the ride. We start out going up a hill in an 8 passenger log,
seated 2 by 2. Br'er Frog is there to give us an introduction to the
story.
We are deposited into a small pond at the bottom of the big drop, which offers a great view of the people about to get soaked.
You
then enter a barn like structure and climb another lift where you take a
leisurely ride through a tranquil river community while being lulled
into a false sense of security by a gentle instrumental version of the
song "How Do You Do?"
Another
short drop brings us into the dark ride portion of the attraction,
where "How Do You Do" is sung to us by an assortment of critters, and we
see a restless Br'er Rabbit setting off, only to be pursued by Br'er
Fox and Br'er Bear. Br'er Rabbit is heading to his "Laughing Place" and
you begin to hear this song, as failed attempt after failed attempt is
made by the Fox and Bear to capture the much quicker witted Rabbit.
Finally, however, Br'er Rabbit's luck comes to an end, and he is captured!
You then start up a steep incline, past a couple of rather obnoxious vultures. THAT can't be a good sign!
We then see a tied up Rabbit, about to be cooked, asking that under no circumstances should he be thrown into the briar patch!
This whole section could perhaps be a bit intense for some children. Or sensitive adults!
Upon reaching the top of the lift, we are afforded a pretty great view
of the Magic Kingdom before starting our rapid decent into the briar
patch! Please excuse how blurry the photos are, my phone had a hard time
adjusting to the sudden brightness from inside. I include them only to
demonstrate the view and drop.
We've
escaped the clutches of those dastardly ruffians, and are treated to
Br'er Rabbit's triumphant return and welcome home. It's a
"Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" Day, and that's the song you'll have stuck in your
head as you slosh your way to the exit.
My wife and I sat in the back seat, which is supposedly a better choice to avoid getting very wet. How wet did we get?
Pretty
wet. Barbie, who was somewhat reluctant to ride because she feels the
same as I do about damp clothes got considerably wetter. She also refused me taking a photo of her, and I still get "the look" whenever I
bring up the possibility of us ever making a return visit to the Briar
Patch.
Again, see what I do for our readers?!
