By Lisa Green
Stated simply, I love the monorail.
I’m pretty sure it’s a family thing, too, since we ALL love the
monorail, and the resorts, restaurants, and shops on the monorail loop!
We have stayed at all three resorts on the loop (The Contemporary, The
Polynesian, and the Grand Floridian) and became DVC members at the
earliest possible time once Bay Lake Tower was complete. Yes, we can
walk to the Magic Kingdom from our DVC “home”, but let’s be honest –
it’s the
MONORAIL that drew us in.
If you’ve ridden the monorail EVER, then I’m sure you love it too! I’m sharing today the FIVE things I love most about this most unique, special, fantastic, dare I say
magical
mode of transportation in the whole wide World! Please don’t hesitate
to comment with what YOU love most about Disney’s “Highway in the sky”.
1. The VOICE – and I’m not as picky as some. I do love the late Jack Wagner’s “Please Stand Clear of the
Doors. Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas.” – the original
voice of the monorail system and still the voice that says
that particular line. I’ve loved ALL the voices! Joe Hursh, voice of
the monorail from 2004 to 2012 is probably the one I like the best –
because I have incredibly happy vacation memories from those years! In
2012, voice actor Tom Kane (Star Wars, The Clone Wars) took over…taking a
bunch of flack from die-hard monorail fans for being too bland in his
delivery. The first time Joseph looked me in the eye (around age 9) and
deadpan, perfectly lip-synced “Por favor manténganse alejado de las
puertas” was one of the most memorable, happiest moments of my life as a
parent!
2. The SMELL – call me weird, but the monorail has a unique smell and I love it! Maybe it’s the air conditioner
– for sure, on a hot day, the monorail is a cool and relaxing oasis –
nearly a destination on its own – the fact that it takes you places
while you’re listening to #1 and riding in cool, shaded comfort is just
a great bonus!
3. The WRAPS – if you missed “Tronorail” or
“Avengerail” I’m so sorry! The outside of the monorail
occasionally gets a totally fabulous new groove. There have also been
wraps for Iron Man 3 and Monsters University. Inside and out, the
monorail often adopts an alter-ego based on Disney’s latest
cinematographic endeavors. It’s just the coolest thing EVER. Anybody remember when Stich was inside the monorail with you? Ah, good times.
4. The EATS – No, the monorail hasn’t started
serving snacks, but it can take you to some of the very best, most
exciting (and delicious) restaurants on Disney property. Take ‘Ohana
for example – this resort-loop favorite has been, for a long time, one
of the hardest places to get into for a meal.
5. The CONVENIENCE – even if you are not staying at a resort hotel on the monorail loop, you can’t
beat the ease of jumping on the monorail at the Magic Kingdom, making a
quick switch at the TCC (Ticket and Transportation Center) and…presto!
Arriving at Epcot! If you haven’t had the pleasure of riding the
monorail into the station at Epcot, you’ve been missing out! Also, if
you ever want to see some truly exceptional Christmas decorations – jump
on the monorail at the Magic Kingdom, hop off at each resort for a
look-see, and end up back at the Magic Kingdom. Grownups can do the
very same thing for happy hour – hop off at each resort for a snack and a
beverage!
One time, six of us were anxiously awaiting the monorail
to whisk us off to our ADR at ‘Ohana and we could see it in the
distance (Magic Kingdom station) – inching, literally, barely moving
forward. As our ride drew slowly closer we could see what the problem
was…not a mechanical malfunction
as we would have expected, but a squirrel on the rail! And
that squirrel was running for his life – straight towards all the
spectators on the platform now watching the drama unfold with rapt
attention. Surely, that squirrel would jump off the track and head for
safer ground….but NO! He kept on running towards us – the HUGE crowd
waiting for a ride – and holding our collective breath in anticipation
of what fate the squirrel might face. As it ran ever closer, the
poor thing began stopping every few feet to rest – and we all just
quietly looked on! The air fairly crackling with anticipation.
Finally, AT THE STATION – the poor squirrel leaped for safety and the
crowd sighed in relief before, as one, everyone began to cheer! With
that uproar, the monorail came to a stop and shortly, we were off – to
enjoy our evening.
Now, it’s your turn! What do YOU love most about the Walt Disney World monorail system?
This article was originally posted on Lisa's Living a Disney Life Blog
Editor's Note: Lisa can also be found co-hosting The Disney Exchange Podcast along with Dave Hodges and myself! - Nick